BEER REVIEW: 348

BREWER: Four Pure, South East London, England

STYLE: Fruited Wheat Beer

ABV: 2.8%

VESSEL: 440ml tin

X: @fourpurebrewing

INSTAGRAM: fourpure

DATE OF POST: 8th June 2024

 

JYMI SAY’S…

Here we go again. A low ABV brew that I’m slightly panicked about, purely because of the weakness. However, we are far enough into this beer journey now to realise this is unjustified. Three low ABV beers that we have tested spring to mind… Table Beer by The Kernel, Yu Lu by Siren and Simcoe Small Pale by our brewer today, Four Pure. Each one of them, incredible.

But even though I know the worries are unjustified, panicked I remain. I just can’t help it. I think what it probably is, is that if a low one goes bad, it goes REALLY bad.

Right, time to see what Juiced is all about…

Meeeeeeeeeeh, after all that it’s unfortunately not very good at all.

It the sip there was early promise. Certainly refreshing and certainly drinkable. And the flavours of Passion Fruit and Lime were no doubt evident. But once swallowed the whole taste experience falls off a cliff. And I don’t mean just fall off a cliff. No. Juiced FALLS. OFF. A. CLIFF. It’s literally like it never happened, until the unfortunate woody aftertaste creeps in.

Look, I know a beer with such a low ABV will always struggle for body and depth at the back end. It’s totally understandable. But what happens with Juiced is so extreme in it’s disappearing act that I just can’t get onboard with this one. Which is a shame because, as mentioned there was certainly early promise for this brew.

Jymi’s Rating: 34%

 

SAMMY SAY’S…

Exterior Design:

Juiced arrived on the scene with a label that’s as vibrant as a summer sunset, promising a refreshing journey ahead. However, its packaging, while eye-catching, lacks the sleekness and sophistication of many of its counterparts.  It’s a little bit of an after thought.

Interior Performance:

Under the hood, Juiced delivers on its promise of fruity flavour; it’s like taking a sip of sunshine, with each gulp bursting with tropical goodness. The problem with its performance, is that it tails off all too quickly.  This can be attributed to its lack of power – it’s only packing 2.8% abv.  

Handling:

While Juiced does deliver on underpowered flavour, its handling leaves something to be desired. This beer comes up short in terms of smoothness and mouthfeel. It’s like driving a car with a shaky suspension – you feel every bump along the way.

Innovative Features:

Where Juiced begins to show some promise is in its innovative approach to brewing. This beer is beginning to push the boundaries of what a fairly low alcohol fruited wheat beer can be. It’s a bold experiment that pays off in terms of being incredibly refreshing.

Additional Info:

Juiced may not win any awards for its name, or for anything else for that matter, but it does what it says on the tin. It’s a fruited wheat beer through and through, delivering on its promise of refreshment with every sip. Perfect for summer gatherings and lazy afternoons alike, Juiced is a versatile brew that’s sure to please.

Overall Verdict:

Juiced stands out as a quirky ride with fruity flair. While its handling and lack of power may leave something to be desired, its notable flavour and innovative approach make it a worthy addition to the world of flavoured wheat beers.  So buckle up and take a sip – Juiced is ready to take you on a refreshingly underpowered journey!

Sammy’s Rating: 61%

 

MUSE ON BOOZE RATING: 47.5%

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