BEER REVIEW: 407

BREWER: Beavertown, North London, England

STYLE: Hazy IPA

ABV: 4.5%

VESSEL: 330ml tin

DATE OF POST: 25th July 2025

 

JYMI SAY’S…

Beavertown Beavertown Beavertown…
Lunar Haze floats in a corporate glow,
What once was bold now feels too slow.
Hints of greatness dim and stray,
Drinkable, yes, but dull I say…
Heineken’s hand, led those skulls astray.

Jymi’s Rating: 35%

 

SAMMY SAY’S…

Drifting through the vast unknown, I came across a beacon—bright, bold, shimmering like a celestial marvel among the dull void of lesser brews. The can was a masterpiece, a visual spectacle that whispered promises of cosmic refreshment. But when I cracked it open, the dream of interstellar excellence dissolved into the cold vacuum of disappointment.

The nose was promising—tropical passion fruit swirling through the air like the sweet scent of an alien bloom. Not mind blowing, but respectable. So I took the plunge, expecting waves of flavour as deep as the galaxy itself. Instead, I got a weak gravitational pull—thirst quenching, sure, with a touch of bitterness, but the taste barely made an impact. A faint trace of passion fruit clung on, but it was barely enough to tether this beer to greatness.

The mouthfeel? Light, almost weightless, floating aimlessly like debris caught in orbit. No real substance, no depth, just an easy-drinking, one-dimensional brew that lacked the complexity to warrant a return trip.

So, is it a fridge filler? Definitely. A reliable, uninspired companion for moments when you don’t need a beer to impress. But for those seeking a truly stellar sip—this one’s just space junk.

Looks like a supernova, drinks like a dying star.

Sammy’s Rating: 49%

 

MUSE ON BOOZE RATING: 42%

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