BEER REVIEW: 441

BREWER: Noam Beer, Bavaria, Germany

STYLE: Bavarian Lager

ABV: 5.2%

VESSEL: 34cl clear bottle

DATE OF POST: 20th March 2026

 

SAMMY SAY’S…

Noam presents itself in a distinctive art deco inspired ribbed bottle, which offers a tactile and visually appealing design. The packaging is a clear strength, standing out through its uniqueness and the way it feels in the hand.

On the nose, the beer delivers a light, salty lager aroma with a mild malt character. The scent is straightforward, neither especially complex nor off putting, and sits comfortably within expectations for the style.

The mouthfeel is notably thin, which aligns with the overall impression of the beer’s body. Flavour follows a similar pattern: a gentle malt profile that remains mild throughout, contributing to a taste experience that is clean but restrained. The beer avoids any harsh or unpleasant notes, though it does not introduce any particularly distinctive or innovative elements either.

Overall, Noam offers a standard, uncomplicated drinking experience. It is not challenging, and it is not remarkable; it simply occupies a middle ground with consistency. For those seeking a neutral, easy going lager, it fulfils that role without overreaching.

Sammy’s Rating: 44%

 

JYMI SAY’S…

Two fairly large talking points with this one. Unfortunately, neither are about the taste of this Bavarian Lager.

Let’s get to it…

That bottle. My my, that bottle. Looking like something that has exploded straight out of the 1930’s, Noam’s art deco aesthetic cannot be ignored. It demands attention and that it does get. Giving a huge sense of grandeur, this bottle I have to say is nothing short of superb. But, the beer does not back it up.

The nose. My my, the nose. I know we’re talking about a lager here so the whiff is never going to shoot the lights out but… the olfactory sensation coming from Noam is terrific! Slightly hoppy, very tangy and vibrant. Couple this with the already mentioned top class bottle and I really did think we were going to be on to a megastar here… but, again, the beer does not back up the mighty fine nose that Noam brings to the table.

See, the taste in sip is just so very, well, so so. It really is just run of the mill bang average. Whilst perfectly acceptable, drinkable and dare I say fairly enjoyable, the whole thing is just a bit of an anticlimax after such a strong start.

All mouth, no trousers… but possibly a pair of shorts.

Jymi’s Rating: 60%

 

MUSE ON BOOZE RATING: 52%

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