BREWER: Heineken, Midlothian, Scotland
VESSEL: 330ml tin
DATE OF POST: 29th May 2022
A desperado, as many of you well know, can be described as a desperate person who is usually associated with criminality. And to add that definition, desperados are most widely associated with the Wild West of America.
Now, Desperados the beer, clearly has a USP – it has tequila in it. And I assume that the beer is named so as tequila is from Mexico, which is also associated with the Wild West and desperados.
Bit of a gimmicky approach if you ask me. And the only time I have had a Desperados before is at a BBQ having previously consumed some much more prestigious beers. So, this is my first venture into drinking it cold (as in I have not consumed a beer before testing, as is always the case).
I don’t mind telling you, I was anxious before trying. Anxious because the very thought of Desperados churns my beer tummy. And churning a beer tummy, as we know, is not a good idea…
As a side note, I am listening to Desperado by the Eagles while I test, just to add to the atmosphere. Hopefully this will help.
Turns out, listening to a song with the same name (minus one ‘s’) really doesn’t work.
Desperados is poor. Trying to mask a beer with tequila might be a novelty that works for some but not for me. It’s nasty to drink and, while it has a USP, it’s not one to add the BBQ shopping list.
One thing is right – the name. It’s definitely a desperate beer. As for those in the Wild West – best stick to drinking whiskey.
Sammy’s Rating: 32%
Ok, I’ll be honest, I’ve taken Desperados on board a few times but not many. When it has happened it’s always been under similar circumstances… either a house party or an outside house party (AKA, a BBQ). Desperados has never been my brew of choice and I’ve certainly never bought nor brought for or to a do. So, when consuming I’ve always already had a few beers and have never really considered what Despo is actually like as beer, the only thing that has really crossed my mind is the fact it is a lager with a tickle of Tequila in it…
However consider now I will, but not until after this short interlude…
When I was about 16 my than girlfriend went on holiday to Australia for a month with her folks. Four weeks feels like four decades in teenaged relationship land so it felt right for me and my buddy (Sammy btw) to hit the boozer to wash away my sorrow. Now, at this time we had just discovered that a pint of Guinness with a shot of Tia Maria in it was utterly divine (it genuinely is)! Sammy ordered up one of those but this was a hot summers evening and I wanted a lager. Not wishing to miss out however I ordered a LARGE TEQULIA to go in my beer. Utterly divine it was not. Blimey.
Anyway, Desperados, a lager that is 99.4% beer and 0.6% tequila. I think that is probably a better ratio than mine all those years ago but even so, beer and tequila in the same glass? What?? However, even though the tequila element doesn’t taste of tequila it does sweeten the drink and almost makes it taste like a shandy. Which, at 5.9% is a VERY dangerous thing!!
All in all this is just bad beer but actually quite drinkable to be fair to it. I would never purchase but if handed one nowadays I would still accept and not turn my now very snobby beer nose up at it.
Jymi’s Rating: 41%
MUSE ON BOOZE RATING: 36.5%
MOB review next weekend: CORAL by PHANTOM BREWING COMPANY
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