200

200

 

BREWER: Palmers, Dorset

STYLE: English Bitter

ABV: 5%

VESSEL: 500ml bottle

MOB RATING: 49.5%

 

JYMI SAY’S…

I can’t quantify what I’m about to say because I wasn’t about back in the day nor am I a brewer BUT….

Back in the day, brewers used to be able to get away with knocking out beers to flog with some pretty standardized labelling and as long as you had a good reputation or a decent sales patter (or even better, both) you would do just fine.

Nowadays, competition is fierce, there are fresh brewers popping up all over the world everyday and a fair chunk of them are putting out some pretty decent, if not incredible, stuff. Not to mention some of the packaging out there today really is… out there.

So you have to stand out from the rest… and Palmers 200 does, but for all the wrong reasons I’m afraid.

I’d like to think the M.O. for the label wasn’t, ‘make it look as rubbish as you possibly can’, but if it was, whoever was put in charge nailed it. I genuinely can’t believe that something that looks so bad and dated could make it off the design table. Take away the weird red ribbons and the shambolic coastal picture and it might not be too bad. But we can’t can we, the image has been burned onto our retinas forever, so therefore IT. IS. BAD! Even down to the font telling us the quantity and percentage, it just looks like such little effort has gone in. Hopefully it’s not a sign of complacency or arrogance from a brewer that has been around for well over 200 years now.

I’m sure you can tell I’m none too happy so far but I have to say, it doesn’t get worse, but it doesn’t get better either…

The beer is pretty shabby I have to be honest. I wouldn’t go as far as to say I hated it, but I definitely didn’t like it. Starting with the nose, my instant thought on initial sniff was, “my life, that smells like a drip tray”. Now I know some folk have a thing for drip trays, but Jymi isn’t one of them.

It is pretty smooth to be fair, and if it tasted better you could have a truly enjoyable evening with 200 and some chums down a Dorset local.

But, the taste really isn’t great and I thought with their bicentenary beer these guys, with so much history would have done a whole lot better.

 

Jymi’s Rating: 46%

 

 

SAMMY SAY’S…

Let’s be clear, 200 is an uninspiring name for an ale.  So uninspiring in fact, I had to motivate myself to try Palmer’s flagship beer.  Once I’d psyched myself to get over the aforementioned name issue, I was then faced with the packaging.  And on the positive side…it is packaged and one doesn’t have to cup one’s hands to create a vessel to drink it.  That’s it.  It’s packaged.  There are no other positive I can gather from this offering around first impressions.  Literally none.

 Not a good start.

 Moving onto the actual drinking, the nose is not great.  It’s distinctively mediocre and the malt notes are hardly anything to write home about.  Or anything to write to anyone about for that matter.  Then when you do get over the name, the packaging and the nose you finally come to drink 200.  And the drinking is exactly like all other factors of this beer: average.  There are malty notes and it is full bodied.  But it lacks depth and distinctiveness.

 200 most certainly is not one for me.  There will be those out there that like it…somewhere.  It’s not offensive.  It’s just not interesting or exciting. 

 Not a good ending.

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Sammy’s Rating: 53%

 

 

MUSE ON BOOZE RATING: 49.5% 

 

 

MOB review next weekend:

WHITE TIPS by SIREN CRAFT BREW  

PROPER JOB

 

It’s a chilly ol’ Friday in the UK but we have the warming thoughts of a guest reviewer named Rocco to get us through.. As well as the usual tosh from Sammy and Jymi.

Fire on, slippers on, beer on… Let’s go 

PROPER JOB

 

BREWER: St Austell, Cornwall, England 

STYLE: IPA 

ABV: 5.5%

VESSEL: 500ml brown bottle 

TWITTER: @StAustellBrew

INSTAGRAM: st_austell_brewery

DATE POSTED: 2nd March 2018

 

JYMI SAY’S…

‘Proper Job’ is a phrase that evokes all kinds of lovely memories from when little Jymi was an even littler Jymi..

I was fortunate enough as a lad to spend many a summer on my Auntie and Uncle’s farm down in Cornwall. The farm had many vast and stretching fields and sat on top of a hill looking into a valley and onward to the next hill in the distance. The view was breathtaking.

But it wasn’t the long hazy summer day’s stomping in the fields that gave me the greatest memories of my trips to Cornwall. Nor was it the amazing breakfasts my Auntie cooked to accompany the already mentioned view of an early morning. Nope, it was the Autumn time, late Autumn into early winter, when stuff got really muddy and dogs and grown men got very excited. The time when my Uncle’s buddy Peter would rock up pre shoot and shout…

”ALRIGHT JAMES”??

“Yeah good Peter, how’s you”?

“PROPER JOB BOY, PROPER JOB”

Now, I’ve got to be honest, I’m still not totally sure I ever really understood what Peter was ever going on about but I do know he was a champion of a man and those two words will always take me back to my time in Cornwall as a boy.

But, does the beer live up to the name that I clearly adore?

Quite simply, yes. It is an absolute beauty!

Taste wise, we have that lovely crisp and hoppy hit of a modern ale but the notes of a traditional IPA haven’t been left behind. The nose brings incredible sharp shots of fresh citrus and even though PJ is packing a punch percentage wise it really is the type of beer you could while away the afternoon with.

Very good you St Austell boys, very good indeed.

 Jymi’s Rating: 80%

 

 

SAMMY SAY’S…

St Austell is a fairly small affair of a brewery.  Based in Cornwall, they are making a mark in the national scene.  And it’s Proper Job that they are using to drive this. It’s a departure from old school ales, yet not quite into the world of craftiness. I feel that St Austell’s intention is to make a bold statement with Proper Job…

Bottled up and packaged, Proper Job looks good. Not ground breaking but…decent.  And decent in the beer world is good.  It’s clear where this beer is being targeted in the market.  Neither hipster nor moustache wetting it be – somewhere smack bang in the middle.   

The nose is strong and fruity, which leads you to believe you are in for a hoppy treat.  And in this case your nose doesn’t lie.  Those strong hoppy notes follow through into the beer.  They climb out of the glass and give you a big smack in the face.  Me personally, I like being smacked in the face in such a manner. But the crux of it is that drinking Proper Job is very pleasurable, even delightful dare I say. However, that having been said, for those of you not keen on the hoppy numbers this one won’t be for you.

 Proper Job is the proper job.  There’s really not much to moan about with this beer.

Sammy’s Rating: 80%

 

 

MUSE ON BOOZE RATING: 80% 

 

 

ROCCO SAY’S…

As a huge fan & regular visitor to the West Country, providing a review on this classic IPA instantly puts a smile on my face. I have had the pleasure of drinking many of the St Austell classics over the years and this is certainly one of them.

 Proper Job…. Nothing could describe this modern IPA better.  I like to say the words “Proper Job” out loud after my first sip when I am home dreaming of being in Cornwall. It makes my world a better place.

Another upside of the bottled Proper job weighing in at 5.5% ABV as opposed to the Cask 4.5% you really taste the citrus flavour with a fine bitter finish, its packed with PROPER flavours.

Proper job on draft is a cracking session beer, look no further than The Farmer Arms, St Merryn (Just outside of Padstow) for the ultimate pint.

 This beer is thoroughly recommended, well done St Austall brewery. Keep them coming.

Rocco’s Rating: 84%

MOB review next weekend: 200 by PALMERS

WATERCRESS WARRIOR

Another weekend is upon us, another MOB review is here, and by Jove we have another guest reviewer! A man that goes by the name of…. Panther. 

Let’s go Wild Cat’s..

WATERCRESS WARRIOR TWO

 

BREWER: Cerne Abbas Brewery, Dorset

STYLE: English Bitter

ABV: 4.5%

VESSEL: 500ml bottle

MOB RATING: 59.5%

 

SAMMY SAY’S…

We all want the small guy (in business terms) to do well.  We are all rooting for the underdog.  We all want the small brewer to bring out a corker.  And we all want to be the one to discover that corker and share it to the world.

So, here we have Watercress Warrior.  From the small batch brewer that we are all rooting for.  It has a clear USP.  Cerne Abbas Brewery clearly know what they’re about.  I like that.  They know where they want to go and what they believe in. Does this mean they delivered that absolute corker of a beer?

Sadly not with Watercress Warrior.  Once in the glass, this ale has a very unpleasant nose.  The watercress does come through, but it’s not fresh and vibrant, as one might hope.  In fact, it’s stale.  The same with the taste.  Watercress is all over it, but not pleasantly.  Let me be clear, the taste isn’t horrendous, it would be unfair to say that; it’s just not stand-out, as it should be.   

From bottle to pour to drinking, Watercress Warrior just isn’t that discovery we all hope it will be.  It’s underwhelming.  If you do ever happen across it – keep on walking.    

Sammy’s Rating: 55%

 

 

JYMI SAY’S…

I have a dream! Actually, I HAD a dream! So we’re more along the lines of Bobby Ewing’s wife Pam here rather than Martin Luther King Jr.

Let me explain. I cracked open my Watercress Warrior to be met with the utterly overwhelming smell of WATERCRESS. Once drinking was met with a dark soupy beer that tasted massively of WATERCRESS. It was so thick that due to the viscosity alone it actually took several minutes to come out the glass even though I had turned it upside down and put my open eye underneath it….

I then I awoke. Pam style. The whole thing had been an awful, awful dream.

Now, there had to be something to this. All week I had been wondering what Watercress Warrior was going to be like, because to be frank, the name and look of it filled me with fear and trepidation.

Test day came along and I scored the packaging and name accordingly. I actually awarded five marks for the smiley face having been put on the famous Cerne Abbas giant and also the fact that he had a bunch of watercress in his hand (which, until I looked closer, had thought was a bunch of hops). No further marks were awarded however as for me the overall look of the bottle is awful.

Things then began to look up. The nose of this beer the second the lid was removed was fantastic but strangely faded to something quite odd once in the glass.

The taste is very bitter and almost quite harsh on the palate but I actually I think it’s a good ol’ drop! I really quite enjoyed it. And to be honest, after all the worry about how watercressy this ale was going to be, I found myself a little disappointed that there wasn’t more heat and punch to it in the end!

 

Jymi’s Rating: 64%

 

MUSE ON BOOZE RATING: 59.5% 

 

 

PANTHER SAY’S…

The Watercress Warrior, where to start on this, It’s got me. You first look at the bottle and think “standard” then you look at the grafts in detail and they do not disappoint, who doesn’t want a cave man wielding a club, holding some watercress and his old Jonson standing to attention. Honestly who doesn’t’ want this?

I wasn’t sure having hops and watercress would ever work and I was not looking forward to tasting this. The initial sip filled my mouth with everything you want in an ale, light, hops and yeasty! But then you get this after taste that I’m not sure of. Swilling the second (much larger) gulp around my mouth trying to understand what that first lingering tang was and still not being able to think what it could be. After continuing on for the rest of the bottle it finally hit me, watercress warrior, It’s watercress. And now all I can think of is growing up eating egg and watercress sarnies walking to school. It totally side tracked me, now I’m back in the room.

I’m not totally convinced by Watercress Warrior the swill and gulp has a great first impression but I just can’t get over the after taste it leaves. I’m a lover of session ales and always keen to try new things but for me this is just a “one off”, for me the best part of this 4.5% 500ml drink is the artistry! I’m a massive fan of the watercress wielding caveman.

PWW

Panther’s Rating: 65%

 

 

OLD CRAFTY HEN

OLD CRAFTY HEN

 

BREWER: Morland, Oxfordshire, England

STYLE: Strong English Ale

ABV: 6.5%

VESSEL: 500ml clear bottle

TWITTER: Morland Brewery

INSTAGRAM: #morlandbeer

DATE POSTED: 16th February 2018

 

JYMI SAY’S…

It’s all going on with this one!! Let me get straight to it..

Old Crafty Hen in it’s bottle looks wise is not great for me. The generic and ossified Morland Octagon as always takes centre stage and just looks tired, dull and uninspiring. It’s slightly saved by the label’s black colouring and the actual colour of the ale, but overall the packaging is poor.

Now I don’t hate the name, BUT, let’s be honest, it’s not the best. The generic ‘Hen’ thing has begun to get on my nerves… Reason being the beginnings of Hen were from Old Speckled which wasn’t even a flippin’ Hen, it was a car! But Morland then just ran with the Hen theme. I mean it doesn’t even make sense…. the beers are named after Hens from a beer that was named after a car, I mean…….. I’m ranting aren’t I…. Move on Jymi..

The nose of this ale nearly knocked me off my chair. It certainly made me lean back with much vigour! Very strong, very medicinal, not very nice.

Not going too well at the moment is it?!!

This is an incredibly strong tasting big brew. The thought of having a second bottle definitely didn’t spring to mind. That said, two bottles could be done but that really would be that.

Ok, so it doesn’t look very good, the name is average, the nose is awful and you can only drink 1 or 2 of them!!

So, what does OCH have going for it?!

Well, it tastes great!! For all the downsides already mentioned I did really enjoy it. I also happened to have a nice mature lump of cheddar kicking around when I was testing so took my guide from the bottle and fired some up. And yes indeed Old Crafty IS amazing with cheese. I’m going to remember this beer for next Christmas time and will definitely settle into ONE with a cheese board.

Jymi’s Rating: 54%

 

 

SAMMY SAY’S…

Morland have a distinctive and consistent approach to the packing of their ‘Hens’.  The octagonal label remains across the range, with the colour and name changing.

The Old Crafty Hen incarnation has been given a dash of the black ink and, in my humble opinion, it works well, as does the name.  The play on words works perfectly for this stronger crafted version of this little Hen.

It has to be noted that there is a good nose on this for an ale and toffee notes really do break on through.  The toffee theme also continues into the taste, which is stand out compared to its lighter sibling, Speckled Hen.

There’s no getting away from it, this is an exceptionally good ale that doesn’t hide behind over-hoppiness to create its taste.  It’s well brewed and is unique.

For me personally, the only issue with Crafty is in identifying where and when it might be enjoyed.  To be clear, it’s not a beer for all occasions.  But it most certainly is one for one-off indulgence, most likely on a chilly winter’s evening.  So right now would be perfect.

Sammy’s Rating: 73%

 

 

 

MUSE ON BOOZE RATING: 63.5%

DOOM BAR

 

Ooooh, we have another guest reviewer this week! Actually, TWO guest reviewers! A husband and wife ale drinking team that go by the collective name of…. Olice. 

Ready? Let’s go..  

 

DOOM BAR

 

BREWER: Sharp’s, Cornwall

STYLE: Amber Ale

ABV: 4.3%

VESSEL: 500ml bottle

MOB RATING: 76.5%

 

JYMI SAY’S…

The year is 1998. The location is Cornwall, in some shabby spit n sawdust (but absolutely glorious) pub in Launceston. The personnel are Jymi and Jymi’s Daddy… Johnny 🙂

Now I don’t remember the precise dialogue due to it being 10’000 years ago but it went something along the lines of…

Johnny: “Due you fancy a pint of Doom Jymi”?

Jymi: “Yeah, go on then”

Now back then Doom Bar was something I had never seen, heard of, nor drunk before. Johnny said it was a cracking pint and brewed not that far away from where we were, and let me say, he wasn’t wrong. I remember that moment as though it was yesterday.

I was taken aback by the mysterious and even macabre nature of the name. Then, I had no idea it was named after a treacherous sandbank off the north coast of Cornwall.

Now, this was back in the day when you walked into a pub and if they had Doom on, you would be one happy drinker and immediately order one up. Fast forward 13 years and things changed, a lot. Sharp’s were bought by a BIG BOY and Doom Bar went global. Hat’s off to everyone that this benefited of course, business is business, but, that was the day the mystery surrounding this beer died. Nowadays you are very likely to find her in more main stream high street bars rather than a tucked away ale house, which again is fair enough, but also makes Jymi kind of sad.

The world of ale has very much moved on too, and while Doom is still a decent brew, as a whole it has suddenly fallen in to the average bracket.

However, it is a very sound everyday classic that you will never ever go far wrong with and will always have a place in my heart.

 

TASTE: 33/50

NOSE: 8/10

SIPABILITY: 8/10

SESSION: 9/10

PACKAGING: 6/10

NAME: 5/5

INFO: 5/5

J-TOTAL: 74/100

 

SAMMY SAY’S…

In the beer world, the story of the take over of Sharp’s Brewery (a relative David) by Molson Coors (a definite Goliath) is one that’s well known.  (More than just) Rumour has it that this take over was down to Molson Coors wanting to acquire Doom Bar, which is aptly named after a perilous Cornish sandbank.  For a Goliath of a brewer to want to own a relative ‘David’ brand, there has to be something special about Doom Bar…doesn’t there?

Doom Bar is a beer that appeals to the masses.  And that’s a good thing.  It’s one for the session, easy to quaff down one after the other.  It’s easy on the mouth, nice and rounded.  The nose is very pleasant, if a little subtle.  And the taste is very good, if not exceptional.  The packaging is nothing to write home about and is indifferent but there’s a clear strategy to keep the ‘local’ appeal with this now international brand.

So, is there something special about Doom Bar? No.  But there is something very very good.  The question that I’m debating is would I prefer it had it remained produced by independent brewery?  The answer to that has to probably be yes.  One could argue that it doesn’t matter.  However, it does matter a very little bit because ‘bigness’ can take away soul.  In a funny, strange kind of way, that’s what Sharp’s have sold: the soul of Doom Bar. The ‘specialness’ of Doom Bar was lost in its bid for greatness.  

 All that having been said, it won’t stop any of us enjoying a pint of Doom Bar in our local (or global) pub.

 

TASTE: 37/50

NOSE: 7/10

SIPABILITY: 10/10

SESSION: 10/10

PACKAGING: 6/10

NAME: 4/5

INFO: 5/5

S-TOTAL: 79/100

 

 

MUSE ON BOOZE RATING: 76.5% 

 

 

ALICE SAY’S… 

I am very guilty of trying all the ales my husband has as soon as he pours them and this is one that I definitely enjoy. However if I didn’t know that I enjoyed this ale would I pick it up in a shop going purely just off the label? Probably not as it is nothing exciting and is pretty plain. Are Sharps letting the beer do the talking knowing that it is established and well liked? Pretty risky for the first time drinkers standing looking at a shelf in a supermarket if you ask me. Saying this the label is packed full of information about the taste, aroma etc which if you get that far could make you want to try.

When it comes to the smell I feel like a proper girl by sticking my nose in and thinking “god damn it, it just smells like beer, there is nothing else in there!” however I get this with wine tasting too! I swear my nose can’t pick out anything other than beer or wine or said drink I am sniffing. So, it just smells like beer to me but it smells damn good and makes me want to try!

I love it, I think it’s smooth, easy to drink and super tasty! I could happily sit down and watch the rugby with a few of these on the go. I have never had a full on beer session so whether or not I could last an evening on it is hard to say, I think a few of these would be just enough for me.

Overall I like it, I am a girly girl when it comes to drinks, Prosecco and cocktails, you get the picture but I would happily have one or two of these and thoroughly enjoy.

PS I have had half a glass and it’s gone straight to my head… is this because of the beer or because I have recently had a baby and had 9 months off?! Who knows!!

 

TASTE: 40/50

NOSE: 6/10

SIPABILITY: 7/10

SESSION: 3/10

PACKAGING: 7/10

NAME: 5/5

INFO: 4/5

A-TOTAL: 72/100

 

 

OLIVER SAY’S… 

The self proclaimed ‘Exceptional Amber Ale’….I’d agree. It’s also perhaps one of the darker amber ales out there?

It’s a very well rounded tasting ale with 2 stages of the taste culminating to a smooth rich finish.

Doom Bar for me is a good ale in the sense you can enjoy with your meal poured directly from the bottle at under the stairs temperature.

Doom Bar doesn’t need to be fancy looking nor have some quirky hop to set it from the rest, this ale is too well known & established.

The other thing I like about this ale is that I would stock (I do) this beer at home & still go to the pub & order & drink it from the pump. I wouldn’t necessarily do this with other brands such as London Pride (this is a pump only beer for me).

The other wonderful thing with Doom Bar is that you can really have a good session with this by your side.

 

TASTE: 44/50

NOSE: 4/10

SIPABILITY: 8/10

SESSION: 10/10

PACKAGING: 9/10

NAME: 5/5

INFO: 5/5

O-TOTAL: 85/100

EASE UP IPA

EASE UP IPA

BREWER: Adnams, Suffolk, England

STYLE: IPA

ABV: 4.6%

VESSEL: 500ml brown bottle

TWITTER: @Adnams 

INSTAGRAM: adnams

DATE OF POST: 2nd February 2018

 

SAMMY SAY’S…

So Adnams most certainly have been bold with Ease Up IPA. This sure is one jazzed up label, which is bound to divide the crowd into lovers and haters.  To be clear, I have no doubt about the camp that my tent is in: lovers.  I mean, come on, this is out there and for a larger brewery it certainly is a winner.  Sure it’s garish but it’s also…different…and different is good.  Very good.  Very good indeed.

 If you’re not convinced by the outside of the bottle, you might well be influenced in thinking that inside will be a let down too.  But you’d be wrong.  The aroma from Ease Up is sensational (exactly as described on the bottle) and there is only one thing holding it back from the perfect 10 in my mind:  it could be slightly stronger.  But we really are talking minor points here. 

 Then to the drinking.  It is so good.  This has great depth of flavour and it’s one for a session.  It oozes class and is smooth and delicious. Quite clearly,  Adnams have achieved what they meant to with this beer.  It puts a big tick in every box.

With Ease Up IPA, Adnams are making a clear move for the land of craft beers, and, my oh my, they have well and truly landed, set-up stall and put a clear stake in the ground that marks their intention to grab a big piece of the aforementioned land.  For me, this is an ale that will become a regular.  What’s not to like about it?*

 

*Unless you find, unlike me, you don’t like the label

Sammy’s Rating; 83%

 

JYMI SAY’S…

Ease Up IPA.

Ease Up IPA?

Ease Up IPA??

What does this name even mean!? Is the beer I’m about to drink telling me that I need to ease up? I’ll be the judge of whether I need to Ease up or not sonny let me tell you! More of this later, to the beer…

It’s Friday evening and to the beer stocks I go (no prizes for guessing what was selected, you’re gonna have to work harder than that to win a Muse on Booze *glass and beer mat).

Once cracked I gave the open bottle a good ol’ nose, and what I got was a very pleasent aroma of…. Beer. Yes, beer. Nothing snazzy or complex just a wonderful whiff of a good ale.

Once in the glass the smell continued to keep coming and made me suddenly even more happy I was about to embark into a cheeky end of week glass of something.

And I have to say, I wasn’t dissapointed. The crew over in Suffolk have created an IPA that brings some lovely citrus tones with a good hoppy finish. I really enjoyed how dry the finish was too, immediately tempting you back for another visit to the glass. Dare I say, it made me ease up!

With just a little bit more of a punch I honestly think this could be a superstar! However, it’s just a very good drop.

Packaging wise, gotta say I’m not sold AT ALL. The colouring is all over the place. I mean if you’re going to brave going down the yellow / gold and pink route then you have to create something spectacular, and this label is far from spectacular. My only positive from the packaging is the illusion of the bottle getting slightly narrower nearer the bottom. Or is it an illusion?

In conclusion what we have here is a very good IPA with dissapointing packaging that let’s it down.

Name wise, it’s not for me, but maybe, just maybe, Adnams have nailed it.

 

*Muse on Booze glasses and beer mats are not currently available due to the fact they have not yet been designed let alone manufactured or even thought of before I wrote it  😉

Jymi’s Rating 70%

 

MUSE ON BOOZE RATING: 76.5% 

WILD HARE

 

It’s Friday!! So therefore it’s test day! It is also the day we welcome our second guest reviewer…. Earl, from Wales. 

 

WILD HARE

 

BREWER: Bath Ales, Gloucestershire

STYLE: Pale Ale

ABV: 5%

VESSEL: 500ml bottle

MOB RATING: 53%

 

 

 

SAMMY SAY’S…

It’s no secret that packaging can pack a punch and draw you into a brand.  And that includes times when we know that we are being unashamedly targeted!  We’ve all seen the power of strong marketing and how it can sell a product to even the most un-expecting customer, which let’s be honest none of us beer drinkers are.  We are all willing to be sold beer.  So the creative team at Bath Ales have a good starting point to take advantage of: they have an already captured audience.  Do they make the most of this?  Not one little bit.  I mean, who exactly are they aiming this beer at? To my mind, Wild Hare fits no clear market.

I’m afraid it gets no better for Wild Hare after opening.  The nose is poor.  The taste is…poor.  The only thing that can reasonably be argued for this ale is that you could manage a few of them during a session.  But I have to say – it wouldn’t be a very enjoyable session.

 As is plain to see, I am obviously underwhelmed by Wild Hare.  And that folks, is where I will end this week. 

 

TASTE: 23/50

NOSE: 4/10

SIPABILITY: 4/10

SESSION: 9/10

PACKAGING: 2/10

NAME: 1/5

INFO: 4/5

S-TOTAL: 47/100

 

 

JYMI SAY’S…

Bath, a city you associate with the grandeur of Rome and sitting about the side of steaming baths eating a grape or two with one’s neck cocked 45 degrees back.

The Wild Hare, an animal you associate with mystery, power and speed (they are officially faster than Greyhounds).

So with Wild Hare by Bath Ales do we have grandeur? Do we have mystery? Well, on first look, no…..

But it’s not all bad..

Look wise, though I think they could have done A LOT better here (there is a small air of cheap), I don’t mind it at all. I quite like the slightly dumpy bottle and THAT GREEN LABEL is very striking.  On a side note: the generic blue bottle lid I believe is a big mistake. That tone of blue will go well with very few colours so to use it as your constant when packaging different beers for me is crackers.

Inside that bottle.. now what do we get?

Well, on first sip ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! So much so I had to take another sip immediately just to make sure I hadn’t missed something. I hadn’t missed anything, the initial sip provides so little and I have to say was very disappointing…

However, once the taste build’s in your mouth things begin to look up. The taste does grow from that initial disappointment but really only to a satisfactory level. Certainly not to one of grandeur nor mystery.

I’m sorry to say, it’s a bit of a floppy effort all round.

 

TASTE: 26/50

NOSE: 7/10

SIPABILITY: 7/10

SESSION: 6/10

PACKAGING: 7/10

NAME: 4/5

INFO: 2/5

J-TOTAL: 59/100

 

 

MUSE ON BOOZE RATING: 53%

 

 

EARL SAY’S…

Evening all!!

Firstly I would just like to say how psyched I am to be a guest reviewer for Muse on Booze!
Jymi and Sammy are doing a cracking job in providing honest and down to earth opinions. Its been an absolute pleasure giving my pennies worth.

Having said that…I wish I had ended up with a different week (beer)…lets begin and I’ll unravel as to why.

Imagine this, you’ve got back from a hard days graft. Body is aching, your pits smell like the rear end of an Alpacha and you’re emotionally emptier than your bank account. You reach for the fridge door to grab yourself a clinically cool bottle of Gods water to find your missus has been shopping and replaced the expected nectar with Quinoa juice.

Cue the sobbing.
You’ve signed up for “Dry January”.

When it comes to this beer, its with huge relief you have.

The first taste I get is Citrus..wow, citrus! It’s taken over my nose now so all that lovely hoppy-ness I was hoping for is struggling to come through. Citrus, on the whole, is tart. Which is probably why i just cannot get over how dry its leaving my mouth. It’s uncomfortable and almost, to me, tastes like its off. (Cue search for Best Before). Its lacking depth, Its one dimensional and I have to say its very in keeping with the style of the bottle. Bland and simple. Maybe this is for cost purposes but isn’t it nice when you can see a genuine effort is made? Upon further research you can literally buy this Ale from every stockist out there. Another thing that makes it lose some appeal to me. Sell outs.

As for “Dry January”, who does that?!

That’s it, in a nutshell, from me.

 

TASTE: 15/50

NOSE: 2/10

SIPABILITY: 1/10

SESSION: 0/10

PACKAGING: 2/10

NAME: 3/5

INFO: 2/5

E-TOTAL: 25/100 (harsh but fair say’s he)

 

BLOND WITCH

 

 

BLOND WITCH

 

BREWER: Moorhouse’s, Lancashire, England

STYLE: Golden Ale

ABV: 4.5%

VESSEL: 500ml brown bottle

TWITTER: @Moorhousesbrew

INSTAGRAM: moorhousesbrew

DATE POSTED: 19th January 2018

 

JYMI SAY’S…

Once again my wee brain has been on a rollercoaster ride of ultimate confusion, but this time for once I don’t believe it is my fault!! SHUT THE FRONT DOOR, let’s get to it…

Right, your archetypal witch (though of course one can come in many guises) would be and a wrinkly old boot with a broom stick, a black cat and black hair. So if we’re talking witches and ale you would probably be expecting a moody dark brew that you would probably tuck into on a stormy night if the power was out (enough of that, I’m scaring myself)…

However Moorhouse’s having cunningly thrown a ‘Blond’ in front of ‘Witch’, which instantly reduces the potential moodiness of this ale… BUT we then flick back to the overall look of the bottle and we are back to moody stormy nights once again. The only glimpse of some light is (who I am assuming is) THE Blond Witch (I do hope the brewers didn’t throw her in the vat to find out)?

So what beer came out once poured?

A ,not particularly nice smelling, Golden / Blond ale of course!

And to what really matters in all of this, the taste…

It’s really nice! It really is. I have to say I wasn’t expecting what I got for reasons stated above so it was a pleasant surprise to very much enjoy Blond Witch. The taste is moving towards lager which make’s it refreshingly crisp but does lack a certain smoothness because of this.

Even though the packaging doesn’t represent the ale at all well, I do quite like it’s almost medieval look in a strange way.

Wow, I’m going for a lie down. With the lights ON!

Jymi’s Rating: 66%

 

SAMMY SAY’S…

Blond Witch…hm…let’s be honest, not a good start with the name.  Hardly inspiring, it’s not a brand that would pique your interest on first reading.  One wouldn’t be blamed for walking past it and leaving it nestled on a shelf in a booze store slowly drawing towards its BBE date. 

 It gets no better with the packaging.  Again, the design of Blond Witch does nothing to tempt you to pull your hand from your pocket and wrap around the neck of one of these bad boys.

On opening you get the first hint of something rousing going on with this beer.  The smell that wafts from the bottle is very enticing indeed and has a variety of interesting notes.  The drinking of this beer is well worth overcoming the lackluster packaging: it’s a good ‘un.  In fact, this is a very good tipple indeed.  Its smooth and I would happily enjoy as a one off episode or as a series on which I’d enjoy in one evening.

 In short, sort out the packaging and we’re on to an all round winner.

Sammy’s Rating: 69%

 

MUSE ON BOOZE RATING: 67.5% 

 

JURASSIC

 

Evening all, welcome to the weekend and it’s off to the Jurassic coast we go!!

We also have the first ever Muse on Booze guest reviewer… He goes by the name of Tom Norton and word is he lives Dorset way. 

 

JURASSIC

 

 

BREWER: Dorset Brewing Company, Dorset

STYLE: Pale Ale 

ABV: 4.2%

VESSEL: 500ml bottle 

MOB RATING: 68%

 

JYMI SAY’S…

I’m an Aleontologist not a Paleontologist so please forgive me if some of my upcoming dinosaur references are wrong and a few million years out…

I have to say this beer, packaging and taste wise, has left me as confused as a diplodocus that has just been clubbed round the head by a furious triceratops.

Let’s start with the look. I want to like it. I really, really do. But I don’t. There are so many things that are close to making me love the look of this bottle but it just misses the mark each time..

The giant T-Rex head on the side of the bottle, hate it. Don’t know why, just do.

The prehistoric play on words, this kind of stuff is right up my street normally, but I just didn’t get it!

DBC on the front of the bottle. Again, acronyms are my thing. In another life my nickname is AJ (acronym Jym) for crying out loud!! But D B C together as three letters just isn’t aesthetically pleasing for me.

My label was blurred. Even though I found this quite endearing as Dorset Brewing Company are not exactly a huge brewer, the label shouldn’t be blurred. If the labels come back from printing wrong, they go back, no matter how big or small you are.

I could have just been a bit of a grumpy guts on test day, I dunno…

 

Taste wise I did enjoy this brew but again left me in a state of dino confuzzelment.

Nose is pleasant enough though a little nondescript. Taste is very earthy and deep but then developed into a citrusy finish. Earthy and citrusy are both lovely in isolation but together I’m not so sure.

Overall this is a nice beer and though the packaging didn’t do it for me it is pretty cool and fun.

Fair play DBC 😉

 

TASTE: 28/50

NOSE: 6/10

SIPABILITY: 8/10

SESSION: 7/10

PACKAGING: 4/10

NAME: 4/5

INFO: 5/5

J-TOTAL: 62/100

 

 

SAMMY SAY’S…

From the outset this beer hits the spot!

 Everything about it fits perfectly with what it is aiming to be: a small brewery belter of a beer.  

 To begin with the nose does not stand out, but neither is it offensive.  It’s everything that you’d expect in a golden ale.  And the taste is good too.  It’s pleasant and I, and many others, would be happy to spend an evening talking the night away with a good few Jurassics in hand.   They slip down very nicely and have a good golden ale taste, somewhat lacking in length. 

 But what’s great about this beer is the whole package and the story around it.  It’s bottled in a cracking way and speaks volumes about the fun brewery that it obviously comes from.  The label has tongue in cheek quips and is clearly printed small batch.  And that adds to the charm of this beer.

 This is one worth giving a go.  Search it out and find it if you can…

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TASTE: 33/50

NOSE: 5/10

SIPABILITY: 9/10

SESSION: 9/10

PACKAGING: 9/10

NAME: 5/5

INFO: 4/5

S-TOTAL: 74/100

 

 

MUSE ON BOOZE RATING: 68%

 

 

TOM NORTON SAY’S…

It’s Christmas, a wonderful time of year with lots of opportunity to taste some great beers and not feel guilty about day time drinking. So me and a mate settled down to a few bottles of Jurassic.

However I feel this opportunity was slightly wasted by the beer we had chosen.

From the onset it didn’t look good. Both my bottle and Matt’s bottle had slightly different blurry labels that referenced it was from the Jurassic coast far more than necessary.

Blurred labels aside we cracked them open and went ahead with the tasting.

At first it was lovely. My initial thought was “what a nice smooth slightly hoppy tasting beer”.

On the nose I got a bit of apricot and some citrus but not a lot else.

The after taste I got was of overpowering hops however the taste isn’t bad. There’s a small zing at the end of fruitiness but the whole thing is just a bit flat for me.

Overall it’s a confused little beer and it is simply just painfully average.

 

TASTE: 35/50

NOSE: 3/10

SIPABILITY: 7/10

SESSION: 6/10

PACKAGING: 5/10

NAME: 4/5

INFO: 5/5

TN-TOTAL: 65/100

 

 

ELECTRIC IPA

 

New Year, another beer!

Hope you enjoy and have a good weekend.

 

BRIXTON

 

BREWER: Brixton Brewery, South London

STYLE: IPA

ABV: 6.5%

VESSEL: 330ml bottle 

MOB RATING: 79.5%

 

JYMI SAY’S…

So you hop off the tube at Brixton and make your way towards the escalator. Once you’ve negotiated the wonder of these magical moving steps you find yourself at street level. Now outside you make your way left and when at frozen food giant Iceland, with a spring in your step you go left again. You find yourself in the iconic Electric Avenue. The Avenue that inspired Brixton Brewery to produce their Electric IPA. Electric Avenue is lively, in your face and quirky. Is Electric IPA?

Yes it is, simple as that.

The nose on this beer is massive, incredibly citrusy and distinctive. Though I didn’t find it at all unpleasant, I didn’t particularly like it either I have to say.

Taste wise, Electric is delivering! Strong (without being overpowering) and crisp, this is a beer that knows exactly what it is up to. I found it surprisingly smooth too considering it is very fizzy in the glass. Weighing in at 6.5% you wouldn’t say this would be one for a session, but it does slip down nice and easy I have to say. As long as you didn’t go at it like Usain Bolt on a pub crawl in Manningtree, Essex (most Pubs / Person apparently?) you could happily settle in to a fair few of these beauties.

For me, Electric is a very, very good tasting modern IPA with plenty of things going for it, but not totally out of this world.

 

TASTE: 39/50

NOSE: 6/10

SIPABILITY: 8/10

SESSION: 8/10

PACKAGING: 6/10

NAME: 4/5

INFO: 4/5

J-TOTAL: 75/100

 

 

SAMMY SAY’S…

My first thought on Electric IPA was that with such a statement of a name, you’d better hope it’s good.  This was closely followed by my second thought: with packaging like that, you’d better hope it’s good.  And that would be a good place to start – the packaging.  Do I like it? Yea, I do.  While the bottle itself is nothing to write home about, the label speaks volumes.  It’s…well…electric.  To be fair, it fits where this beer is from perfectly: Brixton. 

So, the packaging is a hit. 

The nose – instantly a hit also.  Electric IPA has all the aromas one would hope for in a beer of such name and they are quite simply irresistible.  Their tropical edge tempt you into the sip…very, very quickly indeed. 

 Once that beer passes the threshold of your lips, you know that they were right to call this beer Electric IPA because that’s exactly what it is.  It’s an electric IPA.  The flavours are as intense and as satisfying as the label and the aroma.  This beer has bundles of length in its pinappley taste that could only come from a modern craft. 

All round cracking beer.  When drinking my notes read, “Anytime, anywhere.”  I wasn’t wrong then and I’m not wrong now.  Electric IPA is one to hunt out and devour.

 

TASTE: 43/50

NOSE: 9/10

SIPABILITY: 9/10

SESSION: 9/10

PACKAGING: 7/10

NAME: 4/5

INFO: 3/5

S-TOTAL: 84/100

 

MUSE ON BOOZE RATING: 79.5%