BILLY DON’T YOU RUN SO FAST

BEER REVIEW: 203

BREWER: Double-Barrelled, Berkshire, England

STYLE: Sour

ABV: 5.3%

VESSEL: 440ml tin

DATE OF POST: 29th August 2021

 

SAMMY SAY’S…

Billy Don’t You Run So Fast is one of those rare beers: it’s amazing. From inception to drinking, this one is an absolute belter of a brew.

Let us begin at the beginning BDYRSF has a cracking colour combo on the tin. I also love the kitchen utensils; a clear nod to the apple crumble inspiration. Subtle but very clever. Easy to miss if you don’t think about it.

The nose is light but you get the blackberry and cinnamon, a small insight of the greatness that is about to be unleashed when you jump in to the drinking.

When you drink BDYRSF you get an immediate BOOM. What an amazing sour! It hits the brief perfectly. Think sour apple up front followed by a cinnamony hit of blackberry.  This is all ended with the roundness of vanilla. Sublime.

Balanced perfectly and amazingly leaves the palate clean afterwards. This is an incredible beer. Love it.

Sammy’s Rating: 93%

 

JYMI SAY’S…

Sammy and I have been at this every single week since October 2017. There have been highs and there have been lows. There have been some of the most incredible brews along the way as well as farcical beers and ones that sounded ridiculous on paper but were actually lovely. On the whole however, most of the brews we have put under the MOB microscope (Mobroscope?… Na) have been pretty decent. But, occasionally, something spectacular our way comes…

Ladies and Gents, we bring you BILLY DON’T YOU RUN SO FAST.

I’m shaking as I write this, due to the excitement I might add not the sour forward that this beer brings.

We’re going to have to start with the name, a line from the Bill Withers (who unfortunately is no longer with us) tune Grandma’s hands. Now, seeing as this beer is inspired by a crumble this is an absolute MONSTER of a beer name. Ok, Bill does not mention crumble or any kind of baking in the track, however I think it’s fair to say Grandmas hands and crumble live together as either a memory or a beautiful visual in one’s imagination.

Well done Double-Barrelled. Well f’ing done.

Moving to the tin art, the colours as just fantastic and totally in keeping with our theme! The deep purple of blackberry, the butter yellow of crumble all hosting a backdrop of a wooden spatula and rolling pin as well as various other baking tools, just flippin’ brilliant!

Well done Double-Barrelled, well done indeed.

Ok so DB have aced the name and tin design but what is going on in the all important inside of the tin?

Well, they’ve aced that too!! Man, this is a decent beer!

So here is how it went down…

Sour up front, not a massive toe curling, eye popping sour up (which I love btw) but just a very pleasant unchallenging level. The beer in the swallow was juicy, smooth, thick and utterly delightful I must say. Now it was at this point in the first sip I panicked a little. See there is about a one second gap after the swallow where the flavour dips out, disappears, almost falls off a cliff actually…

But once that second has passed off go the blackberry and apple flavour canons and all is more than well in the world. As you progress through the brew that one second gap begins to disappear as your palate calms down but the awesome taste of this beer does not dip in the slightest.

Well Double-Barrelled, well flippin done indeed!

I like the way you work it.

Jymi’s Rating: 94%

 

MUSE ON BOOZE RATING: 93.5 %

MOB review next weekend: EFES DRAFT by GEBRAUT

M O B 2021

AGGLESTONE

BEER REVIEW: 202

BREWER: Hattie Browns, Dorset, England

STYLE: Amber Ale

ABV: 4.5%

VESSEL: 500ml brown bottle

DATE OF POST: 22nd August 2021

 

JYMI SAY’S…

After a curious start that had me thinking that the label was of a scene on the moon looking at the man on the moon (highly confusing stuff for Jymi that wasn’t helped by Hattie Browns Saturnesque logo), all became a little clearer once I turned the bottle around and read what Agglestone actually was. A rock on the Dorset coast surrounded in legend. Some say it was thrown by the devil from the Isle of Wight with the intention of hitting Sailsbury Cathedral. I mean you have to admire the distance ol’ Lucifer has got in his arm but you are gonna need to work on your accuracy pal.

Turning to the beer itself, this is an amber ale of a good refreshing quality. Which I was not expecting after inhaling the boozy almost rum like nose, which though very pleasant I again was not expecting from a 4.5% amber. But the beer, as mentioned, is refreshing in taste, sip and swallow. The aftertaste then turns a little woody and fades quite quickly. Not unpleasant but another turn I did not expect.

However, this is a good drinkable brew that I would happily have again but probably not go searching for.

Jymi’s Rating: 71%

 

SAMMY SAY’S…

Hattie Brown’s have a great, tongue in cheek, concept with Agglestone. And for that alone they should be applauded. I love the story on this beer. If you want to know what it is, well, you’re going to have to get your mitts on one!

The burnt caramel notes on the nose leave you in no doubt that Agglestone is an amber ale. However, it needs to be mentioned that it’s pretty dark in the glass. More bitter tones than most amber ales to be fair.

Before drinking Agglestone, I was rooting for it to be an incredible beer. While it might not reach those heights, it is a good brew. It’s got flavour and feel in the mouth but it’s a little thin in the finishing and washes away quickly, leaving a medium bitter finish. I’d like to have a little more of the musty caramel coming through. For me, this would elevate this beer.

I would say, get your hands on an Agglestone. Defo worthy of a try!

Sammy’s Rating: 71%

 

MUSE ON BOOZE RATING: 71%

MOB review next weekend: BILLY DON’T YOU RUN SO FAST by DOUBLE-BARRELLED BREWERY

M O B 2021

CANNON BALL

BEER REVIEW: 201

BREWER: Magic Rock, West Yorkshire, England

STYLE: IPA

ABV: 7.4%

VESSEL: 330ml tin

DATE OF POST: 15th August 2021

 

JYMI SAY’S…

There was a time, not that long ago to be fair, where a 7.4% beer was considered crazy strong. Reason being is that, it really is crazy strong. But of more recent times folk don’t raise their eyebrows so much at such a high percentage. TWO reasons for this are that there are plenty of brews around that are way stronger but also when a beer is around 7% nowadays it’s more than often disguised.

Cannon Ball’s booziness is not disguised. It’s boozy. It’s too boozy actually. And lacking some body as well which is most curious seeing as it’s (not sure I’ve mentioned this) really boozy.

Look, this is a perfectly acceptable beer but is a little obvious in it’s characteristics and just missing the point a little. There are decent enough tropical notes in nose and taste. The look in the glass is great. And the mouthfeel is good. But it’s all too predicable and when joined by the fact that it’s lacking body and tasting a bit too strong it all just ends up as a bit disappointing.

Jymi’s Rating: 61%

 

SAMMY SAY’S…

The first thing of note about Cannon Ball is the nose is delightful. Not complicated, but completely tropical. It takes you to a wonderful place that you only hope the taste can deliver on.

Then, as you sup down the lovely amber liquid, you’re hit with an upfront sweetness followed by a short bitter aftertaste. And this is good. This is what we expect, nay demand, of a modern craft IPA. But, yes, there’s a but, it’s all a little underwhelming. And let me be clear, I don’t mean bad, because Cannon Ball is not bad. It’s just, well, it’s mediocre.

Would I have another? Sure I would. If offered.

Would I buy another? Possibly. But Cannon Ball is nowhere near the top of my shopping list.

Sammy’s Rating: 66%

 

MUSE ON BOOZE RATING: 63.5%

MOB review next weekend: AGGLESTONE by HATTIE BROWNS

M O B 2021

HAZY LITTLE THING

BEER REVIEW: 200

BREWER: Sierra Nevada, California, USA

STYLE: IPA

ABV: 4.6%

VESSEL: 355ml tin

DATE OF POST: 8th August 2021

 

JYMI SAY’S…

Beer of two halves this one, and the first half wasn’t particularly exciting but we will get back to this in a bit…

First up I have to get how disappointed I am with this huge and iconic brewery off my chest.

The printing on the back of the tin is so blurry it’s illegible. Really Sierra Nevada? Really? Where is quality control? Where is the pride in the product? Where is your self respect? Do you still care?

And that brings me to the beer…

First half (taste while sipping), yeah, quite nice actually to be fair. Fairly obvious citrus flair and a good mouthfeel. However once the second half came along things totally fell apart… and I say second half came along, it actually didn’t and that is the point.

This beer has NO aftertaste. Like, nothing! What an absolute mess.

Good bye.

Jymi’s Rating: 51%

 

SAMMY SAY’S…

Sierra Nevada are a big player in the craft beer world. There’s no arguing it. And this fact leads you to expect big things.

Sadly, Hazy Little Thing IPA falls short.

It’s packaging is fuzzy, which you might think is a play on the name (hazy). It’s not. It’s just badly produced.

HLTIPA is hazy in the glass. And this is a small tick (not many after this I’m afraid).

The nose is light and tropical but uneventful. Sad times.

In the drinking, it’s light bodied, quite palate cleansing, easy in the mouth but packing very little flavour.

To sum up, HLTIPA is passable but by no stretch of the imagination anything more than this.

Sammy’s Rating: 58%

 

MUSE ON BOOZE RATING: 54.5%

MOB review next weekend: CANNON BALL by MAGIC ROCK

M O B 2021

LUSHINGTONS

BEER REVIEW: 199

BREWER: Skinner’s, Cornwall, England

STYLE: IPA

ABV: 4.2%

VESSEL: 500ml brown bottle

DATE OF POST: 1st August 2021

 

SAMMY SAY’S…

The label most definitely lives up to the name. Lushingtons looks like a sunshine IPA, as advertised. Appealing from the outset. I was very much looking forward to cracking into this brew.

Once poured there’s very little on the nose.  It is slightly citrusy but considering the hops used I would hope for more.  In fact, I would expect more.

Lushingtons is refreshing enough to drink. There is definitely some citrus notes but overall it’s lacking in flavour. It’s a bit of a washout to be fair.

On the positive, it feels good in the mouth. But other than that, there’s not too much sunshine about this Sunshine IPA.

This is a miss for me. I hoped for much and by the end of my drinking, I was left wanting so much more.

Sammy’s Rating: 50%

 

JYMI SAY’S…

I really love it when the tasting notes of a beer are pretty much bang on.  And with Lushingtons, they are…

Starting with Cornish water, our brewers add whole-flower Citra, Belma and Willamette hops to create this fresh as daisy, hop laden IPA. Bitter-sweet notes of lime, mango and lychee, a slight creaminess and a hint of juicy strawberry deliver sunshine-ready levels of refreshment. 

Honestly, they nailed it and I loved it!

Deffo fresh as a daisy! Deffo bitter-sweet! Deffo notes of lime, mango and lychee! Deffo sunshine ready refreshment! Awesome!

Now if Lushies had maintained this level of amazingness throughout the drinking then we would have been looking at a seriously high rating from Jymi.  But the more the drink progressed the less those massive positives stood out. Buy the end of the sipping it was just a perfectly pleasant brew without being amazing. Which after such a stunning start left me pretty disappointed to be honest.

I would absolutely recommend this beer however as if the start could be maintained,  she would be a boodie.

Jymi’s Rating: 64%

 

MUSE ON BOOZE RATING: 57%

MOB review next weekend: HAZY LITTLE THING by SIERRA NEVADA

M O B 2021

SWORDFISH – NAVY WINGS

BEER REVIEW: 198

BREWER: Wadworth, Wiltshire, England

STYLE: Rum Infused Ale

ABV: 5%

VESSEL: 500ml brown bottle

DATE OF POST: 25th July 2021

 

JYMI SAY’S…

Confusion was in the air before even pouring this pup…

Some of it, maybe all of it,  due to my very limited knowledge on what I’m about to go on about.

So, what is the name of this beer? Swordfish? Navy Wings? Swordfish – Navy Wings? Also, is a Swordfish a type of bi-plane? If so, cool, if not, what hell is going on?  Also, are bi-planes able to fly high above the mighty cumulonimbus type of cloud? I would have thought not but on our label they are soaring as high as a Ruppell’s Griffon Vulture. I really wish what was going with all of this was explained to me else where on the label, but it’s not.

Anyway, a Rum infused ale now you say. Well, I like ale, I like rum too. And I have always enjoyed spirit boozy old English ales. So things, from the inside of the bottle at least, were looking up.

Unfortunately, from a taste point of view, things were no longer high above the clouds but hovering along at a worrying 50ft.

The rum in the taste was nice, but I wanted more. The hop hit in the finish was pleasant, but I wanted more. The 5% ABV was suitable but I really think this beer would have benefited from more.

In conclusion this beer is fine yes, but lacking.

Jymi’s Rating: 54%

 

SAMMY SAY’S…

The packaging for Swordfish is shocking.  I can’t really get my head around the concept. And the link between rum and the navy, well it’s bordering on pathetic.

However, let’s move onto the things that really matter. And in the glass, you do get a hint of the rum. While the nose on Swordfish is not complex, it’s surprisingly pleasant. In fact, I’d stick my neck out here abs say it’s luring. The rum really does complement the hops. I like it’s earthy feel.

Swordfish is definitely full bodied and is surprisingly well balanced. Perhaps it may not set the world on fire, it’s still a solid brew nonetheless. The biggest surprise for me comes with its caramel notes and strong bitter finish.

Swordfish does has some strengths, albeit a little rich to be sessioned. But overall, it’s a little underwhelming.

Sammy’s Rating: 54%

 

MUSE ON BOOZE RATING: 54%

MOB review next weekend: LUSHINGTONS by SKINNERS

M O B 2021 

ESTRELLA DAMM

BEER REVIEW: 197

BREWER: Estrella Damm, Catalonia, Spain

STYLE: Lager

ABV: 4.6%

VESSEL: 660ml brown bottle

DATE OF POST: 18th July 2021

 

SAMMY SAY’S…

If I were to pick a favourite mass produced lager, it would not be Estrella. Strangely, it’s not a bad beer.  It’s just incredibly average.

For me, I prefer it in the 330ml cans as opposed to the larger bottles. This can probably be attributed to the fact that a small vessel keeps it cooler longer.

Other than saying the obvious about Estrella – it’s everything you’d expect from a macro beer – there’s not too much to report on here.

If someone were to offer me an Estrella at a BBQ, I’d say yes. But I, myself, would not be taking them to said BBQ.

Sammy’s Rating: 51%

 

JYMI SAY’S…

I like this beer, and the reason I like this beer is that it transported me to the Spanish sun. A Catalan town square to be more precise, sat there sipping and soaking up the blazing afternoon Spanish rays. Now I wasn’t necessarily expecting this. I have drunk Estrella plenty of times before either from a tin or on tap in a pub, and I had only ever thought that this was a nice enough widely available lager. Never before, from memory anyway, had I popped the top off a 660ml ice cold bottle and poured into this stunning glass. This was also under test conditions so I was very much concentrating.

So the top was off (the bottle that is, I didn’t actually think I was in the Spanish sun, come on) and the beer was poured and the nose coming from my Estrella was surprisingly good for a lager. There were plenty of bubbles running through it making the beer quite the sight. But when taking my eagerly anticipated first sip this brew didn’t come across as too carbonated at all, which was a real surprise. It was smooth, light and refreshing with good amount of flavour running through. Now normally with a lager the taste can fall off a cliff a little once swallowed but Estrella hung around with a solid and reasonably long aftertaste.

All in all this was a beer I enjoyed and would happily drink again most probably on a super sunny day.

 Jymi’s Rating: 76%

 

MUSE ON BOOZE RATING: 63.5%

MOB review next weekend: SWORDFISH – NAVY WINGS by WADWORTH

M O B 2021

SATURATED IN MOSAIC

BEER REVIEW: 196

BREWER: Deya, Gloucestershire, England

STYLE: Double IPA

ABV: 8%

VESSEL: 500ml tin

DATE OF POST: 11th July 2021

 

SAMMY SAY’S…

I love single hop beers. They’re great for honing your old buds. But so often, they’re unremarkable.

Here though, the main player is mosaic hop, derived from good old simcoe. And it can pack a punch.

However, Saturated In Mosaic, while brilliantly named and conceived, is somewhat lacking.

I was desperate to love this beer. And while I don’t hate SIM, it’s just not setting the world on fire. It has the sweetness you might expect and although there is some bitterness SIM is lacking in a vessel to carry its flavour. To be blunt, it fizzles out too quickly.

The best way to sum up SIM is simple: admirable, not exceptional.

Great to train your taste buds on though.

Sammy’s Rating: 59%

 

JYMI SAY’S…

This is a fine beer indeed make no mistake! From the get go the sun did shine when it came to this belter of a brew from Cheltenham.

First off the wonderful tropical nose hit me square on the hooter before the beer had even left the tin on it’s way to the glass.

Then, I have to say, the look of this brew in the glass was just mesmeric! So juicy, so thick, so inviting.

Sip one got the heart racing even more. Super soft mouthfeel, I think Deya have the local water to thank for this (that’s not to take away anything from the quality in the brewing). The delicate texture of the sip was also joined by an awesome amount of tropical fruit flavour whilst still remaining light and not feeling anywhere near it’s lofty 8%. Once swallowed slowly but surely a bitterness crept in, which then intensified, and then intensified some more.

IT WAS TIME FOR SIP TWO!!!

Now, after the bitterness in the aftertaste my palate was craving a revisit to the brew. More juiciness was required! Then wait for the bitterness, then go again! However, just before my lips hit the beer for the second time something happened. An overwhelming scent of fresh pineapple juice went flying up my nose! The smell was undeniable. FANTASIC for this to happen mid sip I must say.

I then settled into this single hopped Mosaic brew with a smile on my face enjoying every sip of the drinking journey that Deya were taking me on.

The fact I think Deya’s packaging has been atrocious from day one we will leave to one side for today because folks, if possible, you should source, purchase and savour the delight that is Saturated in Mosaic.

Oh, it comes along in a 500ml vessel too. That is well worthy of a cap doffing.

 Jymi’s Rating: 88%

 

MUSE ON BOOZE RATING: 73.5%

MOB review next weekend: ESTRELLA DAMM by ESTRELLA DAMM

M O B 2021

HUCKABACK

BEER REVIEW: 195

BREWER: Salt Beer Factory, West Yorkshire, England

STYLE: New England IPA

ABV: 5.5%

VESSEL: 440ml tin

DATE OF POST: 4th July 2021

 

JYMI SAY’S…

There is normally a lot to enjoy from the visual of a tin of Salt. The 330 tins have always looked bright and different in their design without being quirky. The info given behind the name of the brewery and the names of the beers is interesting and just nice to know. However, with this tin of Huckaback from a visual standpoint things were not all well. See this honeycomb design of Salts just doesn’t look as good in 440 form for me. Nor do I particularly like the colour. It’s very dark and housing a NEIPA that should be bright and light, I’m not sure the design team have particularly nailed this one if I’m honest. The fact the tin also explains phonetically how to pronounce Huckaback is fairly hilarious too!

Moving onto the beer itself although the initial sips are pleasant, tasty in fact, the body and longevity of this NEIPA are severely lacking. It tastes good at first but then everything just falls away. There is no punch, no bite, no personality. There is the classic tropical nose and classic sweetness in the sip which is synonymous with this style. This does help Huckaback along a little but it all comes back to the severe lack of SOMETHING once the initial sip is done. It feels like maybe the ABV should be higher, but to be fair at 5.5% it should be plenty strong enough. This is where the brewer needs to step up I’m afraid.

Pleasant, but lacking.

Jymi’s Rating: 60%

 

SAMMY SAY’S…

They say you can’t have too much of a good thing. And, for many things, that’s true. We could spend a long time listing them. Then revisiting the list. And then change it, only to revisit it once again and… well, you get the picture.

And so, the modern style IPA market, which Huckaback broadly fits into, has many a good beer in it; we definitely can’t get enough of them. But what we can have enough of, perhaps, is too many of them. You see, what begins to happen is the lesser ones on the market pale into insignificance.

And so it is with Huckaback. It’s not a terrible beer. It’s light tropical nose is pleasant enough. It’s crisp light and easy to drink.

The thing is, it’s just not doing much. It’s disappears into nothingness. It’s over before it’s begun.

Alas, while not terrible, Huckaback is by no stretch of the imagination good. It’s uncomplicated existence will be unlikely to leave a mark on those that it crosses.

Sammy’s Rating: 63%

 

MUSE ON BOOZE RATING: 61.5%

MOB review next weekend: SATURATED IN MOSAIC by DEYA

M O B 2021 

MUSKET

BEER REVIEW: 194

BREWER: Two Cocks Brewery, Berkshire, England

STYLE: Bitter

ABV: 3.8%

VESSEL: 500ml brown bottle

DATE OF POST: 27th June 2021

 

JYMI SAY’S…

Now, now now, Two Cocks have quite the history with Muse on Booze, you can delve into the archives to find out more but let’s just say it is a very positive one! NO.1

So along comes Musket and I have to say it took me aback a little. It looks great, both in bottle and glass. It smells lovely. You could drink it until the cows come home, go out again (wherever that may be) and then come home again. It is very smooth in texture and mouthfeel. The name of the beer is just fantastic. And well, it tastes great!

So why taken aback?…

Well TCB are not exactly famed for being a weird and whacky brewery, however the beers we have reviewed by them have had a certain quirk and difference to them. Musket does not. It’s straight shooting (wow, that genuinely wasn’t supposed to be a pun and even if it was, straight shooting and Muskets don’t exactly belong in the same sentence). I digress…

Basically what I am trying to say is that Musket isn’t all singing and all dancing. It is just an very good Bitter indeed and there really is nothing wrong with that.

Jymi’s Rating: 83%

 

SAMMY SAY’S…

Two Cocks make some awesome beers. There’s no two ways about it. Their reimagining of trad beers is welcome on the scene.

With Musket, they have once again not disappointed. This lightly carbonated bitter is a pleasure to drink. It’s medium bodied drinking experience is incredibly refreshing. The toffee notes and mild bitterness just serve to improve the drinking experience. As with all Two Cocks beers, Musket is well brewed and well balanced.

Although it’s a bitter, this ale would be equally comfortable on a hot summer’s day as it would a cold winter’s night.  In fact, picture yourself anywhere and you’d be able to enjoy one of these.

Well done once again Two Cocks. You never fail to push the boundaries. In the good way, of course.

Sammy’s Rating: 92%

 

MUSE ON BOOZE RATING: 87.5%

MOB review next weekend: HUCKABACK by SALT

M O B 2021